Damn you, Capri Sun package designer!
“David” is on a roll!
Original Content by Danni!
- I am Dobby, and I am an elf. We elves can get horcruxes, defeat powerful wizards like Lucius Malfoy, transport in and out of maximum security magic prisons and much more, with just a snap of our fingers!
- But Dobby, why don’t you just snap your fingers and kill Voldemort?
- You never told me to…
Another submission by David.